Super High-School level Papist
On my way back to campus from mass..

chi-the-rho:

Mormon Missionary: If the blessed trinity you speak of came to your house for dinner, how many plates would you set up?
Me: I would set a plate for Jesus
Missionary: what about the Father and the Holy Spirit
Me: Well, God has no body apart from the incarnation of the second person of the blessed trinity, God the Son. The mere fact that God the Father and God the Holy Spirit are not physical beings means they don’t have any actual use for plates.

I like how this went.

The post above this one had the best summation of this post

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unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

moonager:

One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.

confessionsofsomeoneanonymous:

little-kitten-doll:

fast-and-fit:

THIS

To everyone who says it’s too expensive to eat on a budget. 

I’d like to know what state this is in, that you can get all that much for just $20 because you can’t where I live. Everything’s relative and not any one place is the same. I could go to Safeway in my city and go to another Safeway in a different city and the prices for the exact same products be different. This argument is ridiculous.

madamescherzo:

textsfrombennett:

About 2 weeks ago I received this email:

“Dear Mr. Mac Lethal

My name is Mrs. Francine, I’m a 53 year old high-school music teacher, and I love your YouTube videos. The problem is, I can’t play them for my students because they contain too many bad words. Would you consider making a fast rap video for my students, to inspire them to be great? With no bad words?

Sincerely,
Mrs. Francine

p.s. Do you like Mozart?”

Here’s my response, Mrs. Francine!

Oh okay. That was ridiculously sublime.

drawingguitarist:

SELL ALL YOUR JONTRON STOCKS IT IS CRASHING FAST

NEIL CICIEREGA STOCKS HAVE BEEN RISING SINCE MOUTH SOUNDS, EXPECTED INCREASE, BUY BUY BUY

NICKI MINAJ PLATEAU IN PEAK, GOOD TIME TO SELL PART STOCKS

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cincosechzehn:

cincosechzehn:

why have i not seen a parody of KLK called kilt la kilt dammit

I STAND CORRECTED AND IT IS GLORIOUS

Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*

well, this has been a morbidly fascinating evening….