Super High-School level Papist

counterpunches:

hetagarnet:

qichi:

linguisticsyall:

Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.

#what #for real

I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS

 

owlerart:

Show to friends who ask what Kill La Kill is about…

terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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Catholic break up lines

remainherewithme:

yourfriendlycatholicconvert:

iheartbeingacatholic:

the-militant-catholic:

horsefeathersandhedgepigs:

thatcatholicgentleman:

thatonecatholickid:

Saint Anthony didn’t find us a future.

Saint Anne says you’re not my man. 

St. Jude gave up on this relationship.

Saint Augustine says we’ve cracked.

St Therese  says ‘roses are red, violets are blue….these roses are dead, so me and you are through #MyConfirmationSaint

St. Teresa says my interior castle isn’t big enough for both of us.

St. Thomas Aquinas wrote me a whole Summa as to why it wasn’t working out

St. Thomas More says, ‘I verily trust, and shall therefore heartily pray, that albeit you and I no longer be a couple, yet that we , may hereafter meet joyfully together in Heaven to our everlasting Salvation’

Me: I should do something with my life
Me: *opens tumblr*

netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

kickloop:

you know she dead

millenniumfalconteahouse:

doodlebug-debz:

Seven children and seven Horcruxes
The seven characters each having one of the seven Horcruxes. Draco with the ring, Ron with the locket, Hermione with the cup, Harry himself, Neville and Nagini, Ginny and the diary and Luna with the diadem.

THIS IS BLOODY BRILLIANT

millenniumfalconteahouse:

doodlebug-debz:

Seven children and seven Horcruxes

The seven characters each having one of the seven Horcruxes. Draco with the ring, Ron with the locket, Hermione with the cup, Harry himself, Neville and Nagini, Ginny and the diary and Luna with the diadem.

THIS IS BLOODY BRILLIANT

dogetalpapist:

agentsama:

In honor of Batman Day, I’ll be streaming Batman: Mask of the Phantasm in about one hour!

This movie is definitely one of the best Batman movies ever made, and a true testament to the talent of Bruce Timm and co.

In the mean time, I’ll be working out the kinks on Livestream and playing some Batman-related goodies.

I’m going to avoid my bleary-eyed exploration of routing protocols and crash your livestream.

That’s cool with you, right?