* Only to be undertaken by genuine Batmen.
OOHH! Ooo! Look, guys! Under the fighting style page and then go to weapons… the last one on the list, Kali (Filipino knife fighting)… that’s what I used to do!
I could be be Batman!
You know, if I worked out more and ate better….
There are a bunch of ignorant people out there who say that Batman’s power is money.
This is a bunch of reasons why they’re fucking wrong.
in Teen Titans we don’t say “I love you” we say “I like the way you shoot starbolts” which roughly translates to “batman never taught me how to talk to girls and that’s sadly the best compliment I could manage” and I think that’s beautiful.
crying

WHY
what have you done
this is NOT OKAY
no
(Re-blogging again to add this.)
NO.
Why am I laughing so hard?
Pope Francis recites Catholic doctrine!!!!
HuffPo acts like they have stumbled upon something new…
IF THERE’S A PRIZE FOR ROTTEN JUDGEMENT
I THINK I’VE ALREADY WON THAT
NO MAN IS WORTH THE AGGRAVATION
THAT’S ANCIENT HISTORY, BEEN THERE, DONE THAT
Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
raxacoricofallapatoriusobviously:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
I think that that is a good point that should be addressed.
“He said, in speaking of the word “that”, that that “that” that that student had referred to was not that “that” that that other student had referred to.” -Robert Day


