Super High-School level Papist
ssbgifs:

nintendogirls:

Did she just summon a Duel Monsters card?!?

ssbgifs:

nintendogirls:

Did she just summon a Duel Monsters card?!?

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tinycartridge:

Can we talk about Bowser and his dad glasses for a minute ⊟

Because this Kyary Pamyu Pamyu commercial for the New 3DS, and that shot in which all the Nintendo characters transform into the most fabulous versions of themselves, is the best. And there’s also Samus looking around like, “What is this. Why is this happening to me.” I tried to make a million GIFs of this Japanese commercial and publish those instead, but Tumblr refused to upload them. I hit Post, and the site said, “I can’t.”

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firearmsandfisticuffs:

remember when john said he hated con air and it was just too much character development for everyone to handle

movie:

Scary/Horror Movies You Can Watch On YouTube
Indestructible Man (1956)
I Bury The Living (1958)
The City Of The Dead (1960)
The House That Screamed (1969)
The Corpse Grinders (1971)
Let’s Scare Jessica To Death (1971)
Snake People (1971)
Satan’s School for Girls (1973)
Horror High (1974)
The Omen (1976)
Halloween (1978)
The Redeemer (1978)
The Children (1980)
DON’T Go In The House (1980)
The Unseen (1980)
Just Before Dawn (1981)
Nightmare (1981)
Mutant (1982)
Nightbeast (1982)
Trapped (1982)
Unhinged (1982)
The Keep (1983)
Sweet 16 (1983)
The Alchemist (1983)
A Blade in The Dark (1983)
The House on Sorority Row (1983)
Invitation to Hell (1984)
Blackout (1985)
Spookies (1986)
Twisted (1986)
Dolls (1987)
The Curse (1987)
Hellraiser (1987)
Iced (1988)
Watchers (1988)
Hack-O-Lantern (1988)
The Deceivers (1988)
Clownhouse (1989)
Freakshow (1989)
The Woman in Black (1989)
The China Lake Murders (1990)
Spontaneous Combustion (1990)
Lord Of The Flies (1990)
Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor (1990)
There’s Nothing Out There (1990)
The Runestone (1991)
Dr Giggles (1992)
Fraternity Demon (1992)
Netherworld (1992)
Citizen X (1995)
Death Machine (1995)
Evil Ed (1995)
Sometimes They Come Back Again (1996)
Victim of the Haunt (1996)
Death Mask (1998)
Decampitated (1998)
Viewer Discretion Advised (1998)
Komodo (1999)
Dog Soldiers (2002)
The Rats (2002)
The Bone Snatcher (2003)
Malevolence (2004)
The Village (2004)
The Crazies (2010)
ATM (2012)
Flight Of The Living Dead: Zombies On A Plane (2012)
Proxy (2013)
The Monkey’s Paw (2013)
If you like this list of scary/horror movies you can watch on YouTube, follow movie.tumblr.com for more like it!

movie:

Scary/Horror Movies You Can Watch On YouTube

Indestructible Man (1956)

I Bury The Living (1958)

The City Of The Dead (1960)

The House That Screamed (1969)

The Corpse Grinders (1971)

Let’s Scare Jessica To Death (1971)

Snake People (1971)

Satan’s School for Girls (1973)

Horror High (1974)

The Omen (1976)

Halloween (1978)

The Redeemer (1978)

The Children (1980)

DON’T Go In The House (1980)

The Unseen (1980)

Just Before Dawn (1981)

Nightmare (1981)

Mutant (1982)

Nightbeast (1982)

Trapped (1982)

Unhinged (1982)

The Keep (1983)

Sweet 16 (1983)

The Alchemist (1983)

A Blade in The Dark (1983)

The House on Sorority Row (1983)

Invitation to Hell (1984)

Blackout (1985)

Spookies (1986)

Twisted (1986)

Dolls (1987)

The Curse (1987)

Hellraiser (1987)

Iced (1988)

Watchers (1988)

Hack-O-Lantern (1988)

The Deceivers (1988)

Clownhouse (1989)

Freakshow (1989)

The Woman in Black (1989)

The China Lake Murders (1990)

Spontaneous Combustion (1990)

Lord Of The Flies (1990)

Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor (1990)

There’s Nothing Out There (1990)

The Runestone (1991)

Dr Giggles (1992)

Fraternity Demon (1992)

Netherworld (1992)

Citizen X (1995)

Death Machine (1995)

Evil Ed (1995)

Sometimes They Come Back Again (1996)

Victim of the Haunt (1996)

Death Mask (1998)

Decampitated (1998)

Viewer Discretion Advised (1998)

Komodo (1999)

Dog Soldiers (2002)

The Rats (2002)

The Bone Snatcher (2003)

Malevolence (2004)

The Village (2004)

The Crazies (2010)

ATM (2012)

Flight Of The Living Dead: Zombies On A Plane (2012)

Proxy (2013)

The Monkey’s Paw (2013)

If you like this list of scary/horror movies you can watch on YouTube, follow movie.tumblr.com for more like it!

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

strigoiaca:

If any of you ever wonder what it would be like to watch a ‘historical’ film with me… yeah… this is me.

Perhaps not about Medieval England.  But definitely anything WWII or Civil War related.

nosocialsavy:

oldrowley:

barackfuckingobama:

thecoffeemuggle:

cyruspotnoodle:

sexthursexdragon:

queenofshellednuts:

forever reblog. dat elbow

The second panel. What a fucking SLUT. Respect yourselves, women!11!!! How else can you expect a guy to ever respect you?

her shoulders. they’re… bare.

She’s obviously a brazen whore, revealing her forearms like that.





guys please can we tag this stuff as not safe for court

HARLOT

nosocialsavy:

oldrowley:

barackfuckingobama:

thecoffeemuggle:

cyruspotnoodle:

sexthursexdragon:

queenofshellednuts:

forever reblog. dat elbow

The second panel. What a fucking SLUT. Respect yourselves, women!11!!! How else can you expect a guy to ever respect you?

her shoulders. they’re… bare.

She’s obviously a brazen whore, revealing her forearms like that.

image

guys please can we tag this stuff as not safe for court

HARLOT

jturn:

flamboyant-dog:

jturn:

who the fuck funded this study you can find this out by spending 5 minutes in a sauna

YOU SPEND 5 MINUTES IN THE SAUNA WITH A FUCKING BEAR???

hun

jturn:

flamboyant-dog:

jturn:

who the fuck funded this study you can find this out by spending 5 minutes in a sauna

YOU SPEND 5 MINUTES IN THE SAUNA WITH A FUCKING BEAR???

hun

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

asgardreid:

bathsabbath:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

titanswithnoprivateslivein221b:

leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

WHAT

jesus has his feet washed and anointed by a woman a), he washed the feet of his disciples b) and the bible has been translated c)

Okay. I have seen this so many times and I’m about to lose my shit.

The Bible, being largely prose and poetry often employs euphemisms when discussing subjects that were sensitive at the time. UNHEARD OF I know, but bear with me. Sometimes it refers to penises as columns, but if you genuinely believe every time the Bible mentions a column it means dick, you’re sorely mistaken. Feet in Hebrew texts are pretty flexible, “to water the feet” is to piss, to “sleep at someone’s feet” could mean intercourse, AND HEY SOMETIMES WASHING OF THE FEET IS LITERALLY WASHING OF THE FUCKING FEET.

FURTHERMORE. The Bible is comprised of different books, written by different people, in different languages, and those languages have different words with different meanings. The books of John and Luke, where most of the feet washing occurs, were written in Greek, not Hebrew.

Aside from that, let’s shut the hell up and look at the context:

If you have ever had to walk over dirt and sand in sandals, then you know how uncomfortable and dirty your feet would be after a day’s journey. Your sandals are made of animals skins, so they would be utterly filthy and never worn inside. It was customary for the lowest servant of the household to then wash your feet so you’re not tracking mud throughout the house. And if you’re expecting guests, it was a sign of love and respect to wash their feet once they entered your home.

So yeah, it’s either group hand jobs (which seems TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE for devout Jewish teenagers in antiquity) or it was an act of humility and devotion. It was a demonstration of being a servant to your fellow man. It was shocking, not because it was sexual in nature but because he put himself on the floor, a position reserved for the lowest in servitude.

Like, if you legitimately believe he was going around and bathing people’s genitals I don’t even know what to do with you Tumblr. I don’t evennnnnn knowwwwwwwwwwww

In the Tumblr textpost system, historically inaccurate offenses are considered especially heinous. The dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the We Actually Know Shit, Please Cut it Out Unit. These are their stories.

this post made me so fucking mad as a christian omfg thank you so much