#Programming in movies vs. programming in real life
i sent this to my boyfriend once and he confirmed that it is 100% accurate
Anon I hope you’re happy with the result because I did math for you. Now according to google Biden’s net worth is $500,000. And that 8 inches of thick hair can weigh about 2.5 lbs. Google also says that Joe weighs 211lbs.
Now Joe has about an inch of hair (give or take) so his hair weighs .3125 lbs. that’s .148% of his body weight!!! So if we take Biden’s net worth we can mathematically come to the conclusion that his hair is worth $74,052.13!!! But that’s US money, you want to know the worth in “Chinese dollars made of ice cream with soul and fairy screams”
Now I’m no expert on China so I didn’t know they made their money out of ice cream and fairy screams, that’s pretty cool! (And a little strange, but cultures vary all around the world ya know? Our paper money might seem strange to them!) fortunately what objects the Chinese Government uses to make their money is irrelevant and all that’s left to do is convert to the Yuan (that’s the Chinese dollar that is apparent made from fairy ice cream souls!) Google says 1 USD = 6.14 Yuan. So that means Joe’s hair is worth 454,680.08 Chinese dollars made of ice cream fairy screams and souls!
Now if you wish to purchase Joe’s hair, anon, you’ll probably have to pay with US currency. We don’t use screaming ice cream fairy souls here. We only accept paper backed by faith in our government.
Whew! That was a lot of work! But I’m happy to explain economics to anyone who needs help!
people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked withi used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it
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